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I had a complete and teetotal meltdown with AT&T this morning. I don't even remember what it was about although I spoke to someone called 'Essence' and I called her a filthy cunt and all sorts of other expletives. I'm sure I've gotten myself placed on some sort of list, however, I sincerely doubt it's a 'do not call list'.

I'm being forced to watch The Voice and I have almost just about had it. In addition to developing simultaneous crushes on Blake Shelton and Adam Levine who appear to be overwhelmed with people with a vocal range of 6 notes I occasionally have to listen to Christina Aguilera caterwaul down a microphone. There's a black homosexual who occasionally provides some comic relief. I suppose we all have to start somewhere, but it is beyond precious.

I blame PBS for this. While they are out trolling for cash from private individuals they rake it in from the military industrial complex and air the most pointless drivel. BAE Systems, BNSF Railways are their largest contributors, and I'm actually suppose to take Gwen Ifill and Judy Woodruff seriously. There is suppose to be some type of excuse for Mr. Selfridge?

No. PBS is the antichrist.