Wrinkled Leather Tomato Fug Is Alive.

It isn't always easy being precious, fussy and fuggly in the same breath, but Japanese ass-wear designer Julius manages it with effortless aplomb. Along with taking a single Demeulemeester collection and rolling it into an entire clothing line, they aspire to keep the fake and detached failed artist truly and rightly contrarily clad. Applause. No?

Best of all, ass-wear emporium Hackbird crawls on its filthy belly and laps up this crap season after season and offers it to their well helled customers who, lets just say it, frankly don't know any better... Only for the type of person who would wear brown shoes with a blue suit, and yes, a good deal of this blog will now be dedicated to illustrating how much that shop that pissed me off actually and in fact blows.

But not to worry, hot pics of Benjie on the way. Some things really do have to be about aesthetic merit.