Never Considered The Consequences.

Not merely content to peddle over hyped indistinguishable played out street wear the good posers at Blackbird Seattle have taken a mind to feeding you shitty food as well. Hit their blog where they recommend Puget Soundkeepers Alliance's annual Mother's Day Oyster Roast!

Now I'm not one for anything too fancy. Drapey capes and scarf wraps and stuff no sir. I tend to keep with the traditional wisdom and avoid Oysters in months without an "r". Stuffy? Rigid? Predictable? Safe? Perhaps. But I'm comfortable in my own skin, and you will never see me wearing white shoes before Memorial Day or a hat indoors. Or anything from these tired ass twits. Just altogether common and forgettable retail destination. Sorry. No more about them or anyone else tragic on this happy of days.