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Tuesday, September 25, 2007

There Are Always Fewer Options.


Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said in a recent speech at Columbia University that there are no homosexuals in Iran. Iran is devoid of such a "phenomenon". Well. I can certainly scratch Tehran off my list of potential world travel destinations. It's quite considerate of them to tell us from the get go. It would have been terribly awkward if I just showed up in flip flops and madras asking directions to the nearest Basic Plumbing.

8 Comments:

  • At 8:55 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    well thats not really true.....wait, fuck iran, you should see what im watching right now. you know how you can look out my kitchen window and watch all the freaks in the park.....well theres this one, hes about 40 and hes fit, but the kind of fit that he doesnt do for himself, the kind that flex muscles at the beach because theyre pointing at something. at any rate....this guy cant make a move without looking to see if someone is looking at him, and its not because hes hot. hes not. his poor dog has to roam around with this narcissistic maniac while all he wants to do is play with his ball....and who gets a soccer ball for a dog anyway. the dog scoots the ball back to the guy and the guy just talks on the phone and laughs to loud......wait...what? iran has no mo's? well good for them....because any country that lops the head off of a chick for looking twice at a guy is far beyond those backwoods countries that let people do what they like in the privacy of their own bedrooms. all i can say is...fuck yeah iran!

    meemer meemer meemer

     
  • At 8:56 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    too loud.

    meemer meemer meemer

     
  • At 8:57 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    im also thinking of giving up on my blog and just writing my own through the comments page of yours. i think thats a superb idea, that way i dont have to worry about leaving myself signed in on my own computer. i have a wife now and she is nosey. fuck

     
  • At 4:00 PM , Blogger //JRB:j said...

    Oh.. I'd rather you stay over on your blog.

     
  • At 4:36 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    well....what you rather and what you rather are rather interesting. you could always block me from comments or something. but i found that our discussion about why clothes instead of which clothes was far more entertaining than what music i like, where i went, what team you like, or what line you like. our likes are like....boring. meemer meemer meemer

     
  • At 5:01 PM , Blogger //JRB:j said...

    You seem to have an awful lot of time on your hands. I was on an x-ray table for most of the morning. My one paragraph blog entry pretty well did me in.

     
  • At 8:02 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    I wanna go. Iran could be the only place in the world I have something to offer!
    Dan

     
  • At 10:39 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    you should go on a persian x ray table. they have all kinds of shit on theirs. they can see your soul, thoughts...mo-ness..... all of it. they are the future you know. and yes...i have lots of time on my hands. too much...time on my hands.....too much time on my hands...too much time on my hands...i got too much...time on my hands. meemer meemer meemer

     

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