It's Hard Not Finding Discouraged.

I'm sick today. Too sick to bitch seriously on any topic save these:

The Queen does not storm out of a photo shoot with Annie Leibovitz, but does politely tell the photographer to piss off when asked to remove her crown.

And the Beckhams are useless vacuums sucking up column inches and attention spans wherever they go. But David's ass defies explanation.

Toodles.