Possessions Leaving You Corrupted.

Dowdy unshapely lesbian really swung for the fences on Wednesday. She was here for a total of 2 hours, but still required someone with a limited understanding of technology to help sync her iMac keyboard to her iMac proper. This lead to a robust if bankrupt storm of mac bashing. I mean what could you possibly need a computer for if not for building, maintaining and fixing perpetually corrupted spreadsheets? Nothing?

This meandering spectacle lasted until it was time for her to leave (thankfully with her tragic waistcoat) and help some hapless victim of employment discrimination and soon to be complete ass bitch of bad lawyering. Gays like to hire the Gays even if they are incompetent and pointless. The struggle is so real we just have to. And still haven't learned any better.

Listening to The Fall.

In the office and someone had their Kindle stolen or lost it on the bus or something. She asked me about it and I just stared at her as though she were talking about White Rhinos fucking in the twilight. No, never seen anything like it. Why would I have?