Devoid And Delirious.

Waves. Impenetrably black and crushing waves of dismay came over me and weighed me down like an over sized cable knit when I heard that Freddy Garcia's contract with the Yankees is but a minor league one. So unless he gets called up he will be playing for a team I know nothing about other than Derek played for them for something like 2 days once when he was recovering from a monstrous owwie.

Such a talent though Freddy. I'm sure he'll be called up in no time because if its one thing the Yankees can't do its pitch their way to a pennant. They would be foolish to let those cheek bones languish in the minor leagues. I'm still looking for a youtube video of Freddy getting shit faced and telling the camera how bad the White Sox blow. In Spanish. Like I said, such a talent.