The Sweetness Of Your Remorse.

Well it is impossible to find pictures of Derek at spring training. Unless of course he happens to be right on top of RoRo. And of course you would imagine he spends most of his time in such a position, but alas, the photographic proof eludes us. The Yankees spent the afternoon bonding over pool. Something else with balls is always an appropriate way to unwind.

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So there is this couple on my bus. Yesterday they were all over each other. No decency. Vulgar. Touching, caressing and kneading. When the dude got off the bus he stood and stared at his departing sweetheart. Kind of like a dog when you drive away to the ice cream shop. I thought to myself that this has to be the first time either of them has been laid.

Well they were back again this morning. With the caressing and kneading. She recoiled slightly. maybe she is sick of being pawed at. He retaliated by showing affection toward another female on the bus. Picking up something she had dropped. Mumsy recoiled even further. He departed the bus, but he did not stare at her longingly as we drove off. The battered psychological existence on display for everyone to see. Sometimes it's worth the $2 to ride the bus. I can't even get this shiz on Bones. Which by the way is free. Every evening on TNT. Except on Thursday when they have that stupid game where freakishly deformed tall men throw balls through a net. Then they sweat on a wood floor, then they run back and forth. Thousands of times. People scream. I look away.